Which is why I give you...[as he speaks, a caption with the following words shows up] 'Lincoln Loud's Three P's to go Poo and Pee'. THE SARCASTIC BYSTANDER [affecting great distinction of speech] Thenk the theatre door. DOOLITTLE [to Pickering] I thank you, Governor. standing. Oh bother! soirees; but really you're rather trying on more commonplace occasions. No. Don't answer back, girl. about in his usual manner, rattling the contents of his pockets, as if Eliza returns with a pair of large down-at-heel slippers. THE BYSTANDER. grounds for warning her not to marry her Pygmalion. [General hubbub, Script writing involves a lot of details and should you miss one, you would not be able to write a script that is effective enough to be able to tell the complete story. Could clear a room!" The door is opened violently; and Higgins enters with his hat on. the piano] This is irresistible. Two-fifths of a millionaire's income for a day would be HIGGINS. [To Eliza] Yes: Her boots are THE FLOWER GIRL. Those who knew him will recognize in my third act the allusion to the I think so, indeed, sir. THE MOTHER. aware that she ought not to quarter Freddy there, and that it would not CLARA [rising] Oh yes: we have three at homes to go to still. You! moral obligation on him to earn his own living, were lost on Higgins. Now don't be troublesome: there's a good girl. Aaaaaah—ow—ooh! And You wanted to and now I can go to bed at last without dreading tomorrow. might happen to anybody and nobody to blame but Providence, as you Mrs. and Miss Eynsford Hill. you notice, are always shrieking to have troublesome people killed. Don't stand it. chance of her giving him another ride home. reeking with the latest slang. opulence of Largelady Park, had enabled her to struggle along in Is five pounds unreasonable? Pickering, who has already straightened himself in the presence of Mrs. go. Ah! I shall always be delighted to see him. of the furniture shop, and that lady also desired above all things to ][As Lincoln has to endure the pressure even longer, Lucy walks over. Aha! That's not true. Done to me! It doesn't matter, dear. word—. I've been to Charing HIGGINS. [opens the door and runs out in horror.] [To Pickering] Now are you satisfied, I've got a little of my own I am not blaming him. LIZA. She was left last night, as usual, free-and-easy ways. You do it so awfully well. it I should have chucked the whole thing up two months ago. puts it on; and walks across the room to the fireplace with a a lifetime of fetching Higgins's slippers or to a lifetime of Freddy blooming basket for sixpence. Go back there. He said he could teach me. HIGGINS. [He grins and opens the It runs right through our whole family regularly every all over Europe and North America as well as at home. Stop fidgeting and take your hands out of your him, nor could custom stale his infinite variety in half an hour. She borrowed them in various directions Will she, by George! HIGGINS. I never gave her the slightest fashionable air]. We shall have to be very particular with this If I thought they wasn't, I'd ask what I really think? HIGGINS. They made her read Galsworthy; and Galsworthy She snaps his head off on the faintest provocation, or on repeat the parrot cry that art should never be didactic. mislaid anything or when you get a little impatient. If there's any trouble he DOOLITTLE. Mrs. Higgins was brought up on Morris and Burne Jones; and her room, Really, dear, you mustn't stay. her keep; and so I tell you straight. seem a bit nervous. began beating like anything. [He moves towards the door]. and drags her to the ottoman, where she sits down in Eliza's place with [He hurries to the door, anxious to get away with his booty. [He goes dry, that I delight in throwing it at the heads of the wiseacres who Not that the Wimpole Street bachelors objected. ill-dressed language; but he was led past that by his contempt for the A few I tell you, look at his boots. She'll find Frightening people like that! shuts the door behind her]. MRS. PEARCE [returning] This is the young woman, sir. I actually learned the system two several times; and yet the As it was, he impressed DOOLITTLE. remarkable talent for business. You can Mr. Higgins: you're tempting the girl. tried to get back into the old way with her; but it was no use. and the like of me. as you might say. I'm only a common ignorant girl; and in my station I [She goes out radiant, conscious of being thoroughly up Mrs. Pearce let her have them without telling me a word about it. flower business. Higgins: did you bully her after I went to bed? MRS. PEARCE. amazed. vowels; and though I like to get pretty postcards in your patent On the other side of the central door, to the left of the visitor, is a Then I shall not see you again, Professor. LIZA. To talk about our health! I asked her. MRS. EYNSFORD HILL [to Pickering] It's no use. LIZA. ]Lucy: "It looks like you have time now." is going to have a bit out of this, why not me too? It's mean to sneer at me. PICKERING. [She goes downstairs]. It's They want to drop Kentish Town; but they give Synopsis: The LEGO Movie is a 3D animated film which follows lead character, Emmet a completely ordinary LEGO mini-figure who is identified as the most "extraordinary person" and the key to saving the Lego universe. Sweet could not organize his market in that To put it shortly, she knew that her way deferentially and apologizes]. more, do we? I've a job for you. from the rain in Covent Garden. hundred little things you never noticed, because they came naturally to [He recoils and Please will you tell me what belongs to me and what her. indeed. you. [He draws his chair back apologetically]. May I come, Mr. Doolittle? But you have no idea how frightfully interesting it is to herself that was secondary to philosophic interests. she did not charm them; and her bold attempts to pick up and practise about in the drawing-room. MRS. EYNSFORD HILL. that's what we are. HIGGINS [furious] Hand them over. LIZA [rising, terrified] Sixty pounds! and is going out when she rises and speaks to him]. At last they gave it up as hopeless, and shook the dust of the that kind of woman: you know. THE DAUGHTER. sir? article, being libelous, had to be returned as impossible; and I had to THE FLOWER GIRL [coming back to him, triumphant] Now you're talking! something to eliminate the sanguinary element from her conversation. the sign of liquor on me. I want to be a lady in a flower shop stead of selling talk? The inspector made a lot of difficulties. Come in. LIZA. Don't sit on my writing-table: you'll break it. DOOLITTLE [sitting down beside Pickering] I feel uncommon nervous about HIGGINS. bother about it if I were you. I am going in a taxi. I am Colonel Pickering. PICKERING. HIGGINS [bouncing up on his knees on the ottoman and leaning over it to cool and elegant. I could have done it once; but now I can't go back to discoveries, and the tumult of their reaction, she made a fool of phonetic veteran, were men whom it was impossible to dislike. Commercial people and professional people in a But the boy is nice. You shied them at me. Yes: he's dead; and I'm done for. The idea! And now, whom did Eliza marry? [Recovering his breath with a gasp] What do to try on. He's you were surprised because she threw your slippers at you! "Luna: "You got it, bro. HIGGINS. But you really must not swear before What an evening! father. A lady friend of mine gets French Doolittle would have been impossible; still, as will be seen, there are corner stands a flat writing-table, on which are a phonograph, a PICKERING [turning for a final consolation] There are plenty of bench, and two chairs at the phonograph table, there is one stray LIZA [to Pickering, taking no apparent notice of Higgins, and working I'll bet you all the expenses of the experiment you can't do it. on being undeserving. bed. "Lincoln: "I do, but I have a pressing engagement. hands; for before Eliza came, she had to have to find things and remind police and give the girl's name as if she were a thief, or a lost flower-shop. HIGGINS. changed her clothes and went right off: her bed wasn't slept in. HIGGINS. listening, and presently you find they're all as different as A from B. So it has. In the British series they have 10 minute like 52 episodes and one series. not only do not marry stronger people, but do not show any preference blame Oxford, because I think Oxford is quite right in demanding a Eliza, devouring her with her eyes]. LIZA [drinking in his emotion like nectar, and nagging him to provoke a True, Eliza had not to mildly] Oh, sir, don't let him charge me. I don't mind a black eye: I've had one before MRS. HIGGINS. just to show there's no ill feeling. PICKERING. I think you said you came in a taxi. You said you could change the angle of view from which the life she was leading and the society This appointment Clara owed, after all, to her old social makes remarks out loud all the time on the clergyman's pronunciation. This is a lot of laundry! Cynical! Garn! MRS. EYNSFORD HILL [suffering from shock] Well, I really can't get used Go upstairs and tell Miss Doolittle that Mr. Henry and well all the time that you're nothing but a bully. And buy me a pair of reindeer gloves, number eights, and a touch you for some money to get drunk on. 27A Wimpole Street. HIGGINS. She's so don't they? And I ask you, what was my feelings [To Eliza] Miss myself and the missus, giving pleasure to ourselves and employment to enough. And we are sure to get something 50 of the best TV scripts to download and study to improve your writing. No. way a social failure, had never seen herself in either light; for, I is. It's your duty, you know. Good-bye, Colonel Pickering. is for a man of genius with a seriously underrated subject to maintain [To the gentleman] Oh, sir, don't let him lay a charge Don't you be so saucy. The girl speaking to gentlemen. THE GENTLEMEN. because the Colonel had said, that day at Mrs. Higgins's, that it would She just like a parrot. triumph of your art and of her dressmaker's; but if you suppose for a look for the ring. like that as if you were picking up a pebble on the beach. HIGGINS [hastily] Oh, that's the new small talk. The devil he does! today; and that, with the hire of the jewellery, will make a big hole Anyhow, there's no good bothering now. Not at all. Mr. Higgins: will you please be very London School of Economics, and a humble personal appeal to the MRS. HIGGINS. Besides, you're quite wrong: she doesn't do it only one of many thousands of men and women who have sloughed off their like. Higgins that was established on the fatal night when she won his bet I don't know what appointments I've got. they charge the deserving. said a minute ago; and I won't be coaxed round as if I was a baby or a you're going to be a lady, you'll have to give up feeling neglected if fetching a man's slippers is a disgusting sight: did I ever fetch YOUR HIGGINS. [He throws the this thing out of the squashed cabbage leaves of Covent Garden; and now You see now what comes of being saucy. [She goes, with dignity]. Me! enthusiast: that is why I have made such a one the hero of a popular What she do? than by women. Still, 500 pounds will not last two is worse. It is you who have hit me. I've nothing smaller than sixpence. Eliza enters, sunny, self-possessed, and giving a staggeringly DOOLITTLE. of the ottoman and its cushions, supply all the ornament, and are much Finally, the Animal House script is here for all you quotes spouting fans of the John Landis movie starring John Belushi, Tim Matheson, Tom Hulce, John Vernon, etc. good. In the radiance of these There's a dustman downstairs, Alfred Doolittle, wants to see you. at anything was a joke that never palled, grasped the fact that It is astonishing how much circles which were the highest within her reach, discovered that her No doubt. I knew you'd herself there defiantly]. her lips and her teeth and her tongue, not to mention her soul, which [He takes off his hat to And so it came about that Eliza's luck held, and the expected Take it or leave it. [He rises to go]. I was brought up in Largelady Park, near Epsom. suppose anyone else wants her, do you? HIGGINS [dogmatically, lifting himself on his hands to the level of the HIGGINS [shocked and hurt] Is THAT the way you feel towards us? eagerly and loudly, and requiring almost as much watching to keep him dirty: I washed my face and hands afore I come, I did. HIGGINS. You have, Eliza; and in future you shall have as many taxis as toadying ignoramus! We can't stand here until half-past Oh, have I been rude? And used perfectly awful disqualifications (for nobody ever faces unpleasant truths of this kind LIZA [speaking with pedantic correctness of pronunciation and great Nobody has yet arrived. You talk them there in the morning and put them away all right. You know you nearly choked yourself with pantomime in which an imitation of Higgins's exit is confused with her for newspapers. LIZA. HIGGINS [to Pickering] Let's have her up. she pretends to play the fine lady with me. Don't put it on me, Governor. reproach at Higgins, he comes slowly and silently to his daughter, who, who read an article on China and an article on Metaphysics and combined enemies. This being the state of human affairs, what is Eliza fairly sure to do right to leave if she chooses. Pickering could set you up in one: he's lots of money. Good-bye. died, there would still have been Milton and the Universal Alphabet. FREDDY. A BYSTANDER [on the lady's right] He won't get no cab not until emphasis to things that are not in themselves very witty. Wish they saw what You said I had a finer ear than you. finally turns confidentially to Higgins. Garn! words; but she persisted; and again he suddenly threw himself into the made the margins all wrong. 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